A Heterosexual Livin' a Homosexual Life

Hi! Name's Hugo. This blog epitomizes my lack of direction in

life. A complete compilation of random, unorganized thoughts and pictures. This is my personal blog so I occasionally rant about anything and everything.

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

nosdrinker:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

the bar has never been lower

(Source: bruisedbrat, via lsdzeppelin)

Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

(Source: melinaylen, via sleepysyrren)

  • white pop singer: *sings slightly faster than usual*
  • white fans: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NEW RAP EXCELLENCE NICKI MINAJ WHO? BUSTA WHO? LMAO KANYE WEST IS GONNA BE WORKIN AT MCDONALDS PRETTY SOON
"He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak"
A six word story (via emobean)

(Source: thiccho, via beyoncebeytwice)

veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

image

(via bloodbending)

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

image

(via tasteheavenperfectly)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via youcanbemydaddyy)

sir-hathaway:

ryan-haywood:

imagine being straight

image

(Source: queerlp, via youcanbemydaddyy)

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